We have lift off! And you don’t need a telescope to spot these astronomical wonders, even though they’re out of this world. A stellar range of men’s hipsters and hip-briefs, constructed from space-age liquid metallic lycra that is more luminous than a supernova! So, launch yourself into any club or bar in these galactic garments and be the brightest star in any social firmament!
‘One small step for man, one giant leap for pantkind!’ Or at least that’s what Neil Armstrong would have said had he been wearing these beauties on the moon! These pants are even ‘space-age’ in construction; composed of liquid metal lycra fabric that glimmers, gleams and sheens more than the Lunar Module! Who needs to go to the moon, when you can look just as ‘stellar’ in these megastars!
Please note: All the Celestial range products are ‘special occasion’ underwear and as such we recommend they be worn as ‘occasional’ wear. The regular wearing and washing of these products may result in abrasion and subsequent dulling of the foil surface. Bum-chums can accept no responsibility should this occur.